slenderman

 It's hard to find him, he shouldn't be so slender. But I did, I bought 20 dollars with me, that helped.

5:00 PM Sunday: Started search

5:12 PM: Saw rustle in bushes, was just a cute little mouse.

5:16 PM: Ate a honey bun, saw shadow at tree.

5:21 PM: Ran at tree, but the shadow went.

5:23 PM: Laptop shorted out

5:31 PM: A slender figure appeared behind me; was just Splendorman.

5:46 PM: Me and Splendy got some cold ones.

9:33 PM: Me and him had a hard party, got drunk

?10:11 PM?: Knocked out.

12:36 AM: Woke up in woods, hungover, noticed 20 dollars from my wallet were gone. Camcorder footage from my knock out shows distorted things...a slender figure coming closer, the camera distorting more each inch he came. Then it went off. Too corrupted to get into computer.

I think I had that Slendy.

It worked!

 Just got the cartridge from a Pickup-only eBay order that was close to my house. Pokemon Red 1.0. I tested it on some subjects.

 Test Entry 1: 5 year old on street was offered to play the game, kicked me in the groin and his mom called the police.

 Test Entry 2: 6 year old son of neighbor was given game, I went to Lavander Town for him and after a few seconds of the music, his eyes and ears started bleeding. I hate it when their eyes and ears bleed.

Test Entry 3: Listened to it myself, no effect.

Test Entry 4: Recorded song, various kids listened, no effect. It appears only the Gameboy speakers can filter the sound correctly so it hurts the children.

 Lavander Town 1.0 Music: MYTH TRUE.

Next up, I'll look for Slenderman, why not?

First day- looking for Pokemon Red cartridge

 Yesterday, I tried looking for a Pokemon Cartridge from Japan to test out the frequencies of the so-called dangerous "Lavander Town" song, but it didn't go well. I wanted to question Nintendo on this...

8:00 AM: Got in the car, started driving to Nintendo's office.

12:14 PM: Arrived at a parking lot just a bit away from Nintendo's HQ.

12:26 PM: Tried knocking on their door, but they kicked me out for no ID.

12:32 PM: Attempted to scream "NINTENDO PEOPLE COME DOWN HERE" yet it didn't work.

12:43: Grabbed a brick and threw it at one of their HQ windows.

12:47: Security guards dressed up as Mario, wielding guns started chasing after me.

12:49: Ran to the car to drive away.

4:23: Arrived at home, decided to look elsewhere, such as neighbors.

I'll keep trying guys, later today...wish me luck!

Introduction!

 Hey everyone, my name is Benson, and ever since I can remember, I've been a paranormal investigator. It all came from my Dad, and his dad, and his dad...he always looked for ghosts and paranormal things...I still remember my 5th birthday present. That ectoplasma chamber was so fun to capture ghosts in.

Protip: If you see a Class D or even C ghost, use ectoplasma to weaken it, and then capture it in a Ghostvaccum Model 4505.

 I will be going after different paranormal things, debunking them, and maybe even capturing them. You might see even supposed "real creepypasta" things being debunked...or found for real...

 I'll start posting very soon, the word MUST know about the things beyond the human realm!

You can contact me here, as if I used anything else, a ghost or a stalker could track me down.